Happy 73rd Birthday, Roger Taylor!
26th July 1949
30s | writer/editor
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THE MULTIVERSE SAGA
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We don't talk enough about how all the siblings were like "our Ben was so good, and sweet and pure, definitely the best of us", but when was Klaus talking about his Ben, was like "he was an annoying asshole who made my life a living hell and I loved him so much"
He knew Ben better than the others, he knew all the bad sides of Ben, and those were the ones he loved the most.
grim-fr asked:
Do you know how to write a character that is smarter than you? idk if that makes sense but like... if I wanted there to be witty character in my story, when I'm not a very witty person myself. Or someone who was just exceedingly wise. I don't have a whole lot of wisdom.
neil-gaiman answered:
You don’t. But you have time. Witty people say funny things on the spur of the moment. You have ages to think of the perfect thing for them to say. Brilliant people caught in a trap can think fast and come up with a plan to escape. You as the writer have all the time you need – and you can design the trap in a way that allows them to get free from it in the first place.
And you have the whole of knowledge at your fingertips… you can research the thing that they just happen to know.
You don’t have to write the wisest person in the world. They just have to be the wisest person that the reader has encountered right then…
This is a tricky problem indeed. Lin Manuel Miranda expressed a similar worry with writing Hamilton, and his conclusion was that it was about time; it took him years to write Hamilton, but Alexander Hamilton himself could have written it in months.
As the author, you have a few other advantages:
1) You know what knowledge is available in your story’s world, including made-up knowledge, and can choose to make as much of it available to your smart character as need be.
2) You have the space and privacy to construct an entire flow-chart of things in relation to each other, and chart a path between point A and point B, and then have your character make the connection in a snap.
3) You get to write the dialogue for all the characters playing opposite your smart guy, and thus can set them up for as many snappy one-liners as you please.
But, when considering how to write a smart character, it might help to slow down and take some time to analyze what you think smart means – because that’s not a simple question by any means!
Smart as in, lots of book-learning?
Smart as in, can solve puzzles quickly?
Smart as in, can make connections quickly?
Smart as in, speaks in witty and snappy dialogue?
Smart as in, can memorize new information quickly?
Smart as in, has a perfect or eiditic memory, and can remember things indefinitely?
Smart as in, can make leaps of intuition, innovation or invention that other characters do not?
Smart as in, highly observant of their surroundings, and can find relevance in small details that others miss?
Smart as in, has an innate talent (such as perfect pitch) which allows them to perform well at specific tasks?
Smart as in, can see through others’ attempts to deceive or manipulate them, and know how to resist it?
Because there are a whole different host of ways to be smart! And being good at one or more of these tasks doesn’t necessarily make you good at all of them! (Although some of these are related talents/skills, and developing one likely makes your character good at another of these.) In fact, one of the easiest pitfalls to fall into is having one character who is good at literally everything.
If you want to write a smart character, I recommend taking some time to break down what things you think they’re smart about, and how they became smart in those areas – did they spend years studying? Did they spend time to practice and develop a particular skill? Did something about their background or circumstance encourage them to develop this skill to a high pitch? Is this an innate, maybe supernatural talent? (Try not to lean on that last one too much.)
And to finish this up, I would beg that people avoid leaning on the narrative shortcut of trying to tell the audience that your character is smart by having them be Really Super Good At 1) chess or 2) solving rubik’s cubes. I’ve gotten so tired of that.

“The strange thing about Freddie is that, although he was the ultimate showman, he was intrinsically a shy person. He was always saying, ‘Guys, I don’t want to tour anymore. I don’t enjoy it.’
But we never believed him, because we knew there was this whole other side of his character that loved being in the spotlight—this outrageous personality that he could turn on as soon as he walked out in front of a crowd.
For 20-odd years, I had the best seat in the house, watching the best frontman in the world. Do we miss him? Of course. Every day.”
Roger Taylor.
Written in Chinese by 走路带风的Mia, then translated to English by the very amateur yours truly
Date: 14/07/1975
Writers: Kaoruko Togo, Keiko Miyasaka
Photographer: Watal Asanuma
The following piece of writing is a first-person compendium of Kaoruko Togo’s reports in the September 1975 issue of Music Life. The author’s notes will be indicated in the bracketed, italicized text.